Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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