so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
