dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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