You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Come see our sink grown plant.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize