You're completely useless in the revolution.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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