i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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