Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
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