windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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