i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
