This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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