she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Randomize
