i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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