would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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