he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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