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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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