What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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