So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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