Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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