don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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