seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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