Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
