What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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