I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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