Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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