if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I need water and some morals
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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