Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
And my parents said I crawled through the house
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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