Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My Sexting was not on an AP level
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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