Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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