My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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