He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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