Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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