I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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