I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
