summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
operation have a gay friend backfired
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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