my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
