I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
