oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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