just tell him i said nine months
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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