I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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