i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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