i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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