Kiss
Puke
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In America we eat man semen.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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