I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
