windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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