she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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