Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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