No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I need to wash the frat house off of me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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