I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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