She's JV to your varsity
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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