He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I smell like Dick and happiness
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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