he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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