If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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