My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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