I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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