Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
this is an emotional support booty call
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Congratulations! We have a period
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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