oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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